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I am a leguminous (adj. relating to, or denoting plants of the pea family) individual seeking a serene (adj. calm, peaceful, and untroubled; tranquil) job in the neutron bomb (n. a nuclear weapon that produces large numbers of neutrons rather than heat or blast like conventional nuclear weapons) industry. (Not a real resume)
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4 comments:
That has to be why it's so hard for me to find THE job. I'm doing my own resume instead of turning it over to you. I wonder if I can be part of the cheese family...
Yes. Requests are welcome :)
Um, I WILL be using this service. Especially if my resume can be made entirely out of words using the letter Z.
Oh it can be.
Clarification: do you want words that USE the letter Z or BEGIN with the letter Z?
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